Saturday, December 24, 2011

FC St. Pauli Shot Santa

FC St. Pauli, the German football club where anarchy is equivalent to awesome-ness, are on their usual streak again. You don't know them, you say? They have an alternative rebellious logo, their fans parades their new kits in style and it is totally unsafe to be officiate the club's matches if you are against them.

And this time they shot Santa Clause dead. With a ball. Here's how:




Hohoho! *Boom* .......

Have a good laugh folks and Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Oh Eva Caneiro!

This season, when I watch Chelsea matches and as the cameras zoomed to Chelsea benches for a look at their young manager AVB performing some dances, there is this person that always caught my eye.
















See the stark contrast?

Not the suit guy. Nor the white tracksuit guy. Here try this.

















There you go. The female species.

And it is very often you will see the Chelsea bench, as the theatrical manager is an attention seeker.

So who is this? It remained a mystery for me until it is half way through the season of the Premier League.

And from Dirty Tackle, I came to know her name.














She is none other than Eva Carneiro.

Carneiro was reported to be working with the England women's team and British athletes prior to Beijing Olympics before she joined Chelsea.

To be able to be in a men-dominated team and team doctor is no small feat. The groin strain jokes are already all around. And with John Terry on the team sheet, it is a "safety hazard" for Ms. Carneiro (refer DT link again).



















So yea, here she is once again. And more reason to watch Chelsea matches nowadays.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Come Back, Fernando

Fernando Torres. That Judas of a smooth-hair-boyish-look-with-exotic-looking-wife-Spanish-legendary-World-Cup-winning SOB. It has been a year ain't it? We will still taunt and hate and burn your shirt if you show your innocent-looking face once again in a Blue kit.



















However, like one of my friend with strong Liverpool genes once said, let bygones be bygones. As long as you effing return to us. The ground and people that once treated you as Legend and worshipped you like a God. And you should return, because there are so many reasons why you should.

20 million is nothing considering they pay 35mil for a over sized bean pole that have a similar form at the moment but of an entire different class. In fact, in a conspiracy context, I would have thought that Fernando was purposefully send over to the enemy camp for some covert mission. Liverpool get 50 mil and insider intel. And because there are fears that Fernando will flip, hence Raul Meireles was sent to keep a lookout. This is why Chelsea was thumped by Liverpool every time since the move of Torres to London. In addition, sources revealed that Benitez is the puppet master behind this.

I bet the blind Chelsea fans did not see this coming. HaHA!


















 A reminder of what he looks like in Red.

 Anyway, jumping on the bandwagon of this almost ridiculous false hope is...ridiculous. I meant the transfer not the conspiracy.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Welcome

Hi,

So I decided to segregrate my football babblings in a different blog.

Why Pass! Lob! Shoot! you asked?

Basically, this is what we shout when we play amateur football here. 3 essential commands for a game. No matter what your race, creed, language, nationality or difference is, these three words will always be understood.

Writing about football and getting the attention are not easy tasks, considering there are loads of other football blogs around. This is just me having a say of what I think of the game.

So, there you go.