Come Back, Fernando

Fernando Torres. That Judas of a smooth-hair-boyish-look-with-exotic-looking-wife-Spanish-legendary-World-Cup-winning SOB. It has been a year ain't it? We will still taunt and hate and burn your shirt if you show your innocent-looking face once again in a Blue kit.

However, like one of my friend with strong Liverpool genes once said, let bygones be bygones. As long as you effing return to us. The ground and people that once treated you as Legend and worshipped you like a God. And you should return, because there are so many reasons why you should.

20 million is nothing considering they pay 35mil for a over sized bean pole that have a similar form at the moment but of an entire different class. In fact, in a conspiracy context, I would have thought that Fernando was purposefully send over to the enemy camp for some covert mission. Liverpool get 50 mil and insider intel. And because there are fears that Fernando will flip, hence Raul Meireles was sent to keep a lookout. This is why Chelsea was thumped by Liverpool every time since the move of Torres to London. In addition, sources revealed that Benitez is the puppet master behind this.

I bet the blind Chelsea fans did not see this coming. HaHA!

 A reminder of what he looks like in Red.

 Anyway, jumping on the bandwagon of this almost ridiculous false hope is...ridiculous. I meant the transfer not the conspiracy.